your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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