Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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