Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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