We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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