he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
