how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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