It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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