there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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