So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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