I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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