please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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