What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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