so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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