i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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