So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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