Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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