just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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