i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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