We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Randomize
