I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
