We're like a lot better than the average bears
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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