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I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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