His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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