she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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