there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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