My first STD was from a foam party
Do vagina's smell?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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