been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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