some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I have feelings that need drinking.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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