Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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