And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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