I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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