there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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