he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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