return my video game
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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