i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I cockslap morals
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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