On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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