Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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