You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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