So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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