sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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