Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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