do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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