you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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