omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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She needs sedatives and a leash
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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