Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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