Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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