Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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