i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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