you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Do vagina's smell?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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