But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
