I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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