i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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