i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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