Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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