you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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