I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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